Little Victory
Campachino 18p; Inserted 20p; Return 7p; Net profit 5p

Life in the Slow Lane
3 car pile-up, Northbound M23. Causing much rubber-necking southbound delays. Duration 2.7 plays of Fish's "Gentleman's Excuse Me".

Little Victory
Tasty Cup of Campachino 18p; Inserted 20p; Returned 4p; net profit 2p

Sublime Grime
"ALSO AVAILABLE IN BLUE" on back of blue transit. A quaint re-working of the white theme, unfortunately, this was only visible as the sun caught the van and a particular angle. West bound M20 lower tributaries

Little Victory
2p left in coffee machine.

Bad office Humour Example
"I collect jars because I'm a Java expert"

Litlle Victory
Mars bar 35p; Inserted 50p; 21p change; Net profit 6p.

Life in the Slow Lane Rain = 40% delay. Journey Time: 1.8 plays of YES - "90125"
	Yes 90125 supplied todays Journey timing, ironically approximately 90.125 mins

Bad Office Humour Example
On hearing that office secretary had moved desks...."Why is it called a stationary cupboard if it keeps moving around".
On being explained on the concept of "Blogging" and using the "Where's Raed" as an example, same individual quoted as saying "He could've made a bomb out that".

Little Victory
1p left in coffee machine by secondary hot water machine.

Life in the Slow Lane
Two refugees on hard shoulder. South bound M23 J8>J9.

Little Victory
Tasty cup of Campachino 18p; Inserted 10p; 4p Change; Net profit 12p.

Whinge Grime
A rather unoriginal "I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS AS DIRTY AS THIS VAN!" and "CLEAN ME!" on a white van, clockwise M25 J5>J6... highly unoriginal.

Little Victory
Campachino 18p; Inserted 20p; 16p returned; Net profit 14p.

Life in the Slow Lane
Fog causing a congested, steady drive.
Noticed smart sporty Lotus type thing on M25 (red with White Trans-am Stripes), saw the same car 20 miles later crunched on the Crawley Way Roundabout... distressing, especially since it collided with an unscathed soul-less Volvo.
Duration: 40mins of WUTW and 5 Bob Dylan Songs (1 played twice).

Little Victory
2p left in vending machine whilst getting hot water.

Deutsche Grime
"AIR BAG TEST" and "BIG MACK IS BACK" scrawled across the back of a German mid-sized truck, obviously not written by the driver of said vehicle other it would have said "Luftbeutel Test" and "Grosses Mack ist zurück".

Life in Slow Lane Well the little blighters are back to school so it was slow going getting onto the M20 (Time Delay: Two Tracks of an illegally copied Sheryl Crow CD), plus the usual crawl past Clackett Lane (Time Delay: Approx 3 Radio 2 Traffic Reports).
	Sheryl Crow, illegally supplying the time delay measurement techniques today.

Little Victory 2
Mars bar 35p; Price Paid 33p; 2p Profit.

Current Spins
Fleetwood Mac - The Best of Peter Green's: [*****] alt.trendy.retro.blues
Bob Dylan - Blond on Blond: [****1/2] alt.poets.genius.really.just-listen
Frank Zappa - Shiek Yerbouti: [****] alt.music.wakeup.integrity.alert
Delta Goodram - Innocent Eyes: [***1/2] aus.music.quite.decent
Alison Krauss and The Union Station - New Favourite: [****]rec.music.jugs.bluegrass
Thin Lizzy - Live and Dangerous: [*****] uk.music.much.missed
Stevie Wonder - The Definitive Collection: [*****] alt.brighter.thanasummersday
Eminen - The Slim Shady LP: [***1/2] rec.music.misunderstood.questionmark

Little Victory
2p left in Coffee Machine upon idle inspection.