Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Little Victory pt 2
2p left in vending machine

2004 Running Total +1p
Little Victory
Campachino 18p;
Inserted 20p;
Returned 34p;
Net profit 32p

2004 Running Total -1p

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

"Happy Birthday to me.. Happy Birthday to me"
This Blog (in it's current style) is 1 year old today. Here's to another year of Little Victories and Grime Graffiti spotting.

Friday, February 20, 2004

Top Grime
A great day for grime graffiti spotters today.. some very fine examples included


and the hilarious


Wednesday, February 18, 2004

"HELP! I'm LOST". Back of food distribution lorry Kent/Surrey stretch M25.

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Kit Kat #6
6 Kit Kats, 6 unique messages. (35p, correct change given)


Monday, February 16, 2004

Kit Kat #5
A more traditional message.

have a
have a
Kit Kat
Little Victory
No purchase. 2p left in coffee machine.

2004 Running Total -31p
Grime Crime
"RENT ME LEAN... SEX ME SEX", what the hell is that about? Scrawled in the grime back of white transit van Westbound M20.

Friday, February 13, 2004

Kit Kat #4
4 Kit Kats, 4 different messages. 35p... no little victory.


Thursday, February 12, 2004

More Grime
"SLAP THE TOP". White truck, southbound M23.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

As one gets older, one appreciates the finer things in life. A decent red wine, fine works of art, the odd piece of classical music. Today I was truly astounded by the rhythm guitar work of Malcolm Young on AC/DC's "High Voltage".

"He's dirty, he's mean, he's mighty unclean..." Much underated rythym guitar meister, Malcolm Young, providing journey time entertainment today.

Monday, February 09, 2004

Kit Kat #3
Three Kit Kats, three different messages imprinted on the scrummy politically incorrect chocolate bar. WHAT IS GOING ON?

sit back
tune out
switch off
tuck in
Grime Censor
I'm not often driven to the need to censor observations of grime graffitti written on the back of trucks, however I I'll leave you to fill in the gaps of this gem on the back of a medium sized truck crawling along the Kent/Surrey stretches of the M25 this morning. On the Passenger side was inscribed "W*nk*r 1" and on the drivers side "W*nk*r 2".
One echoes the sentiments of the house.

Friday, February 06, 2004

What is going on with Kit Kat Bars?
Well I've been away from Kit Kats for a long time (see "Man of Ethics" post 29-JAN-2004), so this maybe old news to some, but it appears the inscription on the fingers varies from packet to packet. Today's inscription

permission to

Thursday, February 05, 2004

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Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Life in the Slow Lane
One lane closed west bound M26.
Time Delay: Gave up, turned around after getting 200yrds down the alternate A25 route.

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Grime Writing
"FILTHY" it said on the back of a golden coloured Vauxhall thing. Car had a URL written on the tailgate. How ironic.

Monday, February 02, 2004

Little Defeat
White Coffee (No Sugar) 18p;
Inserted £1p;
Returned 62p;
Net Loss 20p

2004 Running Total -33p