Grime-inal Offence
"HONK IF XXXXXXXXXXX" it said on the rear of a blue truck. Driver obviously offended at what some young wag had scrawled.

Grime is Fine
a) "DERBY 4 FOREST 2"
b) "SEAMS" written on it an "X" was placed over the final "S" and "EN" added after the modified word.

A fine testament to the intellect and education system of the Nation.

Slagging Grime
"FASTWAY ARE CR*P", written, unsuprisingly, on the back of a white transit, Crawley Way. Company was BVR... there was even a webaddress on the side "www.fastwayarecr*p.co.uk". Obviously a joke of some sort.

Little Victory 1 tasty cup of Campachino : 18p
Inserted : 20p
Returned : 4p
Net profit : 2p

2004 Running Total : +7p

Romy Schwarze

Well it had to happen. Romy finally busted her first string yesterday, which after nearly two years is not bad. How fitting that it (the 5th string, A)  should be busted whilst emulating "La Villa Strangiato" just at the moment where a "A Lerxt in Wonderland"  exits into "Monsters".
	King Lerxt, inspiring the string busting of Romy... yesterday

Little Victory
1 tasty cup of Campachino : 18p
Inserted : 20p
Returned : 4p
Net profit : 2p

2004 Running Total : +5p

Life in the Slow Lane

Small MG convertible stacked into the barriers of the London bound slip at J6 M20. Juggernaut jack-knifed closing roundabout above M20 J5. 3 Idiot lorry drivers causing a 60mph moving chicane on the Westbound M26. M25 J8 closed. "It's a jungle out there". Had unerring desire to wring John Prescott's neck, with respect to the decaying status of the UK motorway network system. Time Delay: 1.4 plays of Auf der Maur's new album.

The Lovely MaDM, providing drivetime distraction today

Little Victory
1 tasty cup of Campachino : 18p
Inserted : 20p
Returned : 4p
Net profit : 2p

2004 Running Total : +3p

Kit Kat #7
7 Kit Kats, 7 unique messages. HOW MANY MESSAGES ARE THERE?

feel

tension

slip

away

Monday Morning Grime
"SLAP MY TOP 3/6" read one rather curious grime graffiti, on the back of a juggernaut... curious that is until a few square meters of thick sheet ice peeled off the top and started flying at my car at a closing speed of about 50mph.... we laughed.