Little Victory
Campachino 18p; Inserted 20p; Return 7p; Net profit 5p

Life in the Slow Lane
3 car pile-up, Northbound M23. Causing much rubber-necking southbound delays. Duration 2.7 plays of Fish's "Gentleman's Excuse Me".

Little Victory
Tasty Cup of Campachino 18p; Inserted 20p; Returned 4p; net profit 2p

Sublime Grime
"ALSO AVAILABLE IN BLUE" on back of blue transit. A quaint re-working of the white theme, unfortunately, this was only visible as the sun caught the van and a particular angle. West bound M20 lower tributaries

Little Victory
2p left in coffee machine.

Bad office Humour Example
"I collect jars because I'm a Java expert"

Litlle Victory
Mars bar 35p; Inserted 50p; 21p change; Net profit 6p.

Life in the Slow Lane Rain = 40% delay. Journey Time: 1.8 plays of YES - "90125"
	Yes 90125 supplied todays Journey timing, ironically approximately 90.125 mins

Bad Office Humour Example
On hearing that office secretary had moved desks...."Why is it called a stationary cupboard if it keeps moving around".
On being explained on the concept of "Blogging" and using the "Where's Raed" as an example, same individual quoted as saying "He could've made a bomb out that".

Little Victory
1p left in coffee machine by secondary hot water machine.

Life in the Slow Lane
Two refugees on hard shoulder. South bound M23 J8>J9.

Little Victory
Tasty cup of Campachino 18p; Inserted 10p; 4p Change; Net profit 12p.

Whinge Grime
A rather unoriginal "I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS AS DIRTY AS THIS VAN!" and "CLEAN ME!" on a white van, clockwise M25 J5>J6... highly unoriginal.

Little Victory
Campachino 18p; Inserted 20p; 16p returned; Net profit 14p.

Life in the Slow Lane
Fog causing a congested, steady drive.
Noticed smart sporty Lotus type thing on M25 (red with White Trans-am Stripes), saw the same car 20 miles later crunched on the Crawley Way Roundabout... distressing, especially since it collided with an unscathed soul-less Volvo.
Duration: 40mins of WUTW and 5 Bob Dylan Songs (1 played twice).