Grime Report
After almost losing hope for the morning , a real gem spotted on the back of a white ford transit "RSTURBO24V", oh the hilarity.

Life in the Slow Lane
Honourable mention to a red van driver, who broke down on the roundabout off J10 on the M23 and has never heard of the concept of pushing your vehicle to a position that wouldn't cause inconvienice to other motorists. Time delay of 7 tracks of REM's "Document".