Life In The Slow Lane
Well actually stationary. Isn't it about time they made Clackett Lane J5a of the M25? The chaos it causes merits junction status.
Time Delay: 3 tracks of Tatu's "200 km/h in the wrong lane".....if only

Oddest Sight: A Large stuffed toy orangutan in the passenger seat of a white pick-up Lorry

Road Kill Count: 1 rather mutilated collection of fur and bones, hard shoulder M26.

Grimewatch
Inscribed in the dirt on the back of a Transco Van on the M25 was this piece of graffiti which some thoughtful soul decided to wipe out a few key words.

"Joe XXXXXX, XXXXXX's his Mum and His XXXX Dad"