Monday, March 31, 2003

Repeat Grime Offender

A Grime tastic morning today, even saw the same truck with "TRIGGER HAPPY YANKS" scribbled on it. I am never failed to be amazed at the quality of inscriptions seen on the back of white vans. They act as small portals on the intellect of the noble creature that is the "White Van Driver". Two fine examples seen today..

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this"
"My ar*e is cleaner than this van
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Unknown said...

Winter is the season of the dirty van, accompanied by inscribed witty messages.
The wit category is dominated by variations of a few well tried and tested forms, for example, "Also avaliable in white", "Do not clean - test dirt" and the cheeky "How's my speeding?". Mention must also be made here of the 'pathetic fallacy' wit of vans which say "Clean me", or the more progressive "Plough me", as though the vans themselves were alive. There is a proverb:Looking at the car, we can find how van man is. So, it is not a surprise, that vans are in so dirty condition, that we can write messages.

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