Little Victory pt 2
2p left in vending machine

2004 Running Total +1p

Little Victory
Campachino 18p;
Inserted 20p;
Returned 34p;
Net profit 32p


2004 Running Total -1p

"Happy Birthday to me.. Happy Birthday to me"
This Blog (in it's current style) is 1 year old today. Here's to another year of Little Victories and Grime Graffiti spotting.

Top Grime
A great day for grime graffiti spotters today.. some very fine examples included

"I AM GAY BOTTY BOY"

and the hilarious

"MY FINGERS GOT DIRTY WRITING THIS"

Grime
"HELP! I'm LOST". Back of food distribution lorry Kent/Surrey stretch M25.

Kit Kat #6
6 Kit Kats, 6 unique messages. (35p, correct change given)

your

break

starts

here

Kit Kat #5
A more traditional message.

have a

break

have a

Kit Kat

Little Victory
No purchase. 2p left in coffee machine.

2004 Running Total -31p

Grime Crime
"RENT ME LEAN... SEX ME SEX", what the hell is that about? Scrawled in the grime back of white transit van Westbound M20.

Kit Kat #4
4 Kit Kats, 4 different messages. 35p... no little victory.

break

before

you

snap

More Grime
"SLAP THE TOP". White truck, southbound M23.

Connoisseur

As one gets older, one appreciates the finer things in life. A decent red wine, fine works of art, the odd piece of classical music. Today I was truly astounded by the rhythm guitar work of Malcolm Young on AC/DC's "High Voltage".
	"He's dirty, he's mean, he's mighty unclean..." Much underated rythym guitar meister, Malcolm Young, providing journey time entertainment today.

Kit Kat #3
Three Kit Kats, three different messages imprinted on the scrummy politically incorrect chocolate bar. WHAT IS GOING ON?

sit back

tune out

switch off

tuck in

Grime Censor
I'm not often driven to the need to censor observations of grime graffitti written on the back of trucks, however I I'll leave you to fill in the gaps of this gem on the back of a medium sized truck crawling along the Kent/Surrey stretches of the M25 this morning. On the Passenger side was inscribed "W*nk*r 1" and on the drivers side "W*nk*r 2".
One echoes the sentiments of the house.

What is going on with Kit Kat Bars?
Well I've been away from Kit Kats for a long time (see "Man of Ethics" post 29-JAN-2004), so this maybe old news to some, but it appears the inscription on the fingers varies from packet to packet. Today's inscription

give

yourself

permission to

relax

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Life in the Slow Lane
One lane closed west bound M26.
Time Delay: Gave up, turned around after getting 200yrds down the alternate A25 route.

Grime Writing
"FILTHY" it said on the back of a golden coloured Vauxhall thing. Car had a URL written on the tailgate. How ironic.

Little Defeat
White Coffee (No Sugar) 18p;
Inserted £1p;
Returned 62p;
Net Loss 20p


2004 Running Total -33p