Friday, January 07, 2005

I'm No Neil Peart... #00002

"Ikhnaton And Itsacon And Their Band Of Merry Men"

It's a damp steely morning on the M23 slip road leaving the M25, I'm 15 miles from my destination "I Know What I Like (In my Wardrobe)" straining away, "Me I'm just a lawnmower", I smile, remember that Genesis used to play as "Under the Garden Wall" at secret warm up gigs. "Six saintly shrouded men move across the lawn slowly" Essex Radio... the only copy I had of "Supper's Ready" for years was the one I taped off Essex Radio. Was that the night Schenker the goldfish got a mention, probably not. What was this guy on? "Dad diddley office, Dad diddley office", glad I'm not eating this supper, I thought the nightmares started after you eat not before. Apocalypse In 9/8... there was a time when I knew every single biblical reference in this verse, now I just wished I hadn't and I wish it were a pure stream of Gabriel consciousness. I write another letter to Dave, I ask him where he stashed the 75,000 CDs the police couldn't account for. A pheasant flies across the motorway at a height of 4 feet... evolution will sort that flight pattern out for sure...
I'm No Neil Peart #00001

"There I was stuck in another interminable jam on the M25. The strains of "Home by the Sea" were just starting. How I wish I were home by the sea now, instead of sitting behind N.Dentrsangle, W.Betz and E.Stobbart. E.Stobbart, now there is a name to conjure with, sounds like a Dickensian poet, or is that Poet of Dickens... I forget which side of the Medway I am on. Phil starts singing
'Creeping up the blind side, shinning up the wall...." for some strange reason I have visions of my dearest friend doing some bizarre mime to these lyrics... I must ask him if he remembers that next time I visit him in Prison. Poor Dave, how many people get prosecuted for copying the entire music section in the Edinburgh library system. Damn you Sony, Damn you EMI, Damn you Warners. Still Warners make good cartoons and without the wacky incidental music from the 1930's we would never had "La Villa"... poor Alex... wonder when his trail is coming up. Visions of Metallica playing "St Anger" in San Quentin prison pop into my brain, as quickly as that piece of juggernaut tyre flew up into the motor cyclists face 4 cars in front. Just as pass him sprawling on the floor I see a Pheasant squished on the floor; that's 3 pheasants and 2.5 foxes this morning alone, what is going on?....." (to be continued)

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

I'm Still Alive

Don't fret. I haven't forgotten how to blog. Update since 24-AUG.

Boston, Upgrade, Lobster, Rush (Wembley), Rush (Birmingham), Cotwolds, Manchester, Thame, Credit Card Thefts, Paris > UK > Paris > UK, Chakra, Creative Labs Zen.

I know I need to update the "Currently Reading", I know I need to update "Currently Listening". I know I need to update Bemuddlement. Stay tuned.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Long Time No Post


Quick update of the last 7 weeks, in no order at all: Northern Ireland, gallbladder, decorating, life laundry, kestral, Bockets Farm, golf, Manchester, saucepans, quiz, smoked garlic, BBQ, fish, mirror.

Friday, July 02, 2004

Little Victory

Tasty Cup of Campachino 18p
Inserted 20p
Returned 6p
Net Profit 4p

Running 2004 Total +90p

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Little Victory
The Thai Sweet Chilli crisps (38p) are still in the 28p tube.

Net profit 10p

2004 Running Total +87p

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Little Victory

6p left in Coffee Machine

Running Total 2004 +77p

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Little Victory

Lovely Cup of Campachino - 18p
Inserted -20p
Returned 4p
Net Profit 2p

2004 Running Total +71p

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Happy Birthday to Me


Today is my 39th birthday. I enter my 40th year with a new vision and a clarity I've rarely experienced. I can honestly say that I have never felt as good as I do today, 10th June 2004. The main reason is this.. after 15 years, of which a large latter proportion were spent unhappily, I find myself single again (the first birthday I've had single since 1989) and I'm enjoying the liberation. That in itself is no reason, but I have had the support of my friends and family throughout this period. They saw me through the shock, the confusion, the anger, the regret and now they are all cheering for me from the touchline as brush myself down and head off to seek my dreams. Today I've received countless messages, e-mails, txt's and well wishes. This is a first for me and largely due to the fact that after one particularly life changing event, that ended 16 months ago, I realised I had to change.

This last year I've learnt
1. Always find time to see your friends and family... no more excuses
2. Seize the opportunity to travel, its a small world, full of interesting people
3. Order something different off the menu, you may like it
4. Big risks are worth taking, if the goal demands
5. Life is too short to eat bad steak, drink bad red wine (or bad champagne) and to accept compromise.
6. The only thing you can shape is the future
7. Be patient, there is nothing to say things have to occur at your pace.
8. If you can afford it, buy the best, quality beats quantity everytime
9. Laugh Loud, Laugh Hard
10. Play music loud, dance to it, don't care if you look an idiot
11. Try a different radio station, with different music at least once a week
12. Go to that gallery you've always promised to visit
13. Don't be afraid of the Number 13
14. Read.
15. Write
16. and lastly... In hell there will be accordion music... and celery, and Chris de Burgh, and Sarah Kennedy.

Thank you my friends. You know who you are.
Little Defeats/Victories

2p gained from Coffee machine
20p short changed

Net Loss -18p

2004 Running Total 69p

Monday, June 07, 2004

Little Victories

1 Cup of Campachino : 18p
Inserted : 20p
Returned : 19p
Net profit : 17p

2004 Running Total +87p

Friday, June 04, 2004

Little Victories

2p left in Coffee Machine

1 Packet Walkers Sensations Sweet Thai Chilli Crisps : 38p (in 28p tube)
Inserted : £1.00
Returned : 72p
Profit : 10p

2004 Running Total +70p

Thursday, June 03, 2004

Little Defeats

One failed cup dispensing tasty Campachino directly into drip tray.

One Diet Coke : 45p
Inserted : 50p
Returned : Zilch

Net Loss -5p + -18p

Running 2004 Total +58p

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Little Defeats
Too numerous to mention. Short change coffee machibe, 3p swindle from Crisps.

Net Defeat 23p

2004 Running total +81p

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Little Victory

1 Packet of Walkers Sensations Steak & Peppercorn crisps : 38p
Wrongly placed in 28p tube
Inserted : 30p
Returned : 3p
Net profit : 11p

2004 Running Total £1.04